Let's Get Frisée Burger

A Bob's Burgers burger served with frisée

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Get Frisée Burger, you should try it!"

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The One Yam Band Burger

A special, punny, Bob's Burgers burger that's served with yam

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The One Yam Band Burger, it comes with yam!"

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Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce

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24-hour burger

the act of giving anal sex after not showering for at least 24 hours, like flavorful meat between a pair of buns. a.k.a. buttsecks

John came back from his camping trip and gave Tricia a 24-hour burger. Euch.

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Be My Valen-thyme Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger flavored with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"

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The Choys are Bok in Town Burger

From Bob's burgers: a special burger that comes with bok choy

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Choys are Bok in Town Burger, you should try it!"

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It Takes Two to Mango Burger

A special burger that's served with mango

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It Takes Two to Mango Burger, you should try it!"

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