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closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013


candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay April 23, 2016


candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018


Candy apples

Yummy yummy yummy

Yum yum I’m eating a candy apple Candy apples

by :):D:(cookie September 5, 2021


Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021


Cotten Candy Clouds

A metaphor for sleeping.

I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”

by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022


muscle candy

A long line of various nutritional supplements used in the fitness industry to promote better muscle tone, recovery, strength gains, and endurance.

N.O. Explode is great muscle candy.

by Kevin Kage July 1, 2012