car park poke

Car park poke is to park your vehicle in a car park of your choice, then to carry out sexual activities in your vehicle with your lover.

Andy: I'm bored of all this driving

Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..

Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?

Amii: Hell yea!

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Chrollopika car gif

The cursed ass traumatizing gif of the crack ship chrollopika which people for some reason ship. For some reason someone decided to take time out of their life to animate Kurapika riding Chrollo in a car and post it on Reddit. Most people who see it get the urge to throw their device across the room and commit a felony

A: Have you seen the Chrollopika car gif?
B: Yes and now I need a therapist
Kurapika: what the fuck

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Tiny penis car

A car that pretentious douches buy that is supposed to say "Look how much money I have", but really say, "This car put me 20,000 in debt"

Girl 1: wow, look at his car
Girl 2: Yeah right, that's totally a 'Tiny penis car'

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car-b-que

Any vehicle on fire, engulfed in flames, burned.

Commonly used in radio traffic reports: "The 101 westbound is moving slowly because of a car-b-que off to the left at 7th Street."

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Redneck Car Wash

To cover your truck and / or other 4x4 vehicle and maybe yourself in mud.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna go muddin Saturday?"
Guy 2: "Sure, my truck could use a redneck car wash."

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Car Alarm Tag

When you and your friends play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game cycles all over again just like regular tag.

Remember, a parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing. Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now let's get it on!

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car lot condom

Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.

Shaun used his car lot condom to keep the salesmen away.

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