A 'Chode Wood' is a man who possesses a massive chode, whose girth greatly exceeds the length.
oh look its chode wood!!!
A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
Mate your a chode slinger
When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.
Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.
A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous
Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.
The act of quickly and violently shooting out another team in paintball, turning out with tournament markers against new kids with rentals.
Dude, we're going chode roasting at the Wednesday Night Fights after the Big Game, you down?
Cool kid. Vapes for $3, Juul for $5.
Get a joe chode you fucking nigger