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Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

by HL.amqe May 8, 2019

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Grove City College

Weirdest, most inconsiderate, assholes in western Pennsylvania. Able to spot a GCC student by simply finding the people suffocating on their own asshole.

James: Hey man, i go to Grove City College! Do you love jesus as much as i pretend i do?
Steven: Get away from me you pretentious assfuck

by Biblebasher245 December 12, 2013

43πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


college prep class

A class for the smart people who earned it by getting recommended by a teacher for that C.P. class at West Holmes Middle School. You take your C.P. class at West Holmes High School. You should feel good about yourself when you have a C.P. class. Especially, if you are taking C.P. Geometry your freshman year. Just think, you are superior to the dumb losers that have no future to look forward to that are in the general or resource classes who only care about sex and drugs,know nothing about polynomials, postulates, and parabolas, and still believe in popularity, and that it is more important than grades. It just goes to show what idiots are in general and resource classes.

EXAMPLE: Billy Joe is in a college prep class a west holmes high school. Therefore, he is brilliant.

by Random934 July 5, 2012

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


The College of New Jersey

While Blee (from New Brunswick, NOT Ewing, where the College is located) makes some good points about TCNJ inflating its image, he makes some broad assumptions that are not really true. TCNJ is a great college for prospective teachers, and is well-connected with schools in New Jersey. The amount of hands-on time you get teaching at TCNJ is great, and is something you won't find many other places (like Rutgers). Like it or not, TCNJ is getting national (not just local) attention. It has been put on the Barron's list of the top 75 most competitive colleges. I don't know about the rest of the faculty, but the music faculty is diverse and knowledgable, and all have outstanding merits.

That being said, TCNJ babies its students more that most colleges, and the housing situation is not very good for upperclassmen. The administration is practically retarded, and the parties are pretty terrible. The people are largely lame and apathetic, but you will find a sizeable amount of motivated, interesting people. If you are a motivated person you will find TCNJ to be very useful if you don't mind wading through some bullshit.

The College of New Jersey is not what its faculty or critics make it out to be.

by Kid Nimbus November 15, 2005

99πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


St. Clair College

A school in Windsor, Ontario, Canada where an ungodly percentage of the female population is hot.

guy 1 - Hey man, let's go to St. Clair College's pub night and pick up some of them hot bitches.
guy 2 - Oh for sure man. I heard the hot:not ratio is off the hook at that place!

by Mark U May 26, 2008

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mansfield Technical College

Educational establishment run under the auspices of the Nottinghamshire Education Authority

Neither English grammar, syntax, and semiotics, nor philology "trouble the scorer" as regards to the syllabus or the lecturers.

by Stan Grytviken April 12, 2003

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


National Junior College

An elite school in Singapore, ranking 5th place in 2021, tying with Dunman High School. Located along Dunearn Road, this school offers a wide variety of activities, especially Science. The year heads take disciplinary acts very seriously as it is the #1 priority. Most students here work closely with students from NUS, the best university in Singapore. NJC also a 6-year integrated programme. It goes a lot faster than normal schools. For example, secondary 1 students finish 1A, 1B, half of 2A by the end of the year and learn Sec 3-Sec 4 Science. Language Arts is a compulsory subject. LA is a combination of Literature and English.

β€œWow! Why are you so smart? I am in Secondary 3 and you helped me with Science. Which school are you from?”
β€œNational Junior College. I am actually an average student there hahaha”

by Doggiesss August 20, 2021

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž