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When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.
I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.
Drying Salami: A sexual practice in which a male withdraws his penis from a partner's anal sphincter, followed by the partner exhaling warm air onto the penis with the aim of inducing ejaculation.
During their intimate encounter, John withdrew and asked Jane to perform drying salami as a form of alternative stimulation."
From the French "cul sec", equivalent of bottoms up, drinking your glass in one go.
At the bar : "Lets get Jagger bombs, and this time : dry ass !" proceeds to drink his glass in one go
A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety
He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar
Refraining from drinking water or eating food for hours after a male ejaculation, said to cause fatigue.
Tommy has been dry walking for 4 hours, I'm getting worried.
When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".
Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.
Person 1: you suck
Person 2: Dry peanutbutter jar