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E-Wank/E-Jack Off

The action of touching ones genitalia and jacking off to your own works or your own art, especially in front of everyone digitally.

Boy 1: *jacks off to his typed out role play on a forum*
Girl 1/Boy 1’s Alt: *roleplaying by himself*
Boy 2: I checked your IP address, and that “girl” is you, mate. You’re a total E-Wank/E-Jack Off.

by Collective Reasoning October 14, 2019


L _ _ E

–verb
1. to feel a great deal of emotion for a significant other.
2. to replace the more common words of 'like' and 'love'.
3. to be smitten with someone.

- Often used when one cannot distinguish between the feeling of 'like' and 'love' for another.
- A term used when one is falling for their partner.
- Seemingly a way to tease a boyfriend/girlfriend when they want to know if they are liked or loved.
- A term used to keep 'i like you' vs 'i love you' open until one knows how their significant other feels; i l_ _e you.

I came home to a note on the door that said 'I L _ _ E you alot.'

by Snookems September 28, 2007

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e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior

that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me

by Bob December 11, 2003

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Theresa E

Def: The coolets person you know.
Background: Infulenced by Theresa of the Dotte, the coolest girl alive.

You are so like Theresa E!

by Rachel August 4, 2004

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e-dater

n. A person, usually a male who 'dates' people over the internet, text or other virtual media. Usually lacks a real girlfriend (but not plenty of flesh-lights)

Man, after his divorce my dad is such an e-dater!

by fllpunk October 23, 2008

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E-Shart

To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing

Damn LowKey e-sharted on everyone with that Jay-Z track last week.

I need a WetWipe.

by King Jafee February 29, 2008

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o^e

Over everything. Used to describe feelings for something or someone that are most important. A stronger more intimate version of bae as bae only refers to being more important than anyone else and this term is over everything

Miranda is my O^E. I can't imagine my life without her.

by 7xz November 16, 2014

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