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The douche monster or the monster of douches.
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
the best ever TBE, undeniably the best name ever given to anyone who ever lived and there will never be another
Omg I’m wet in my knickers because el talento looked at me
Girl 2: omg.. el talento touched my hand and I had an orgasm
It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".
It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra
El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"
This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
When you eat spicy Mexican chicken taquitos and you have to run and take a crazy shit
Blake . “Man I had to go el shitto loco after those taquitos last night.”
a sweet and gentle person, but when you least expect it , she or he will hit you with a harh comment coming from out of left field....
when losing a game with her son ;" I hope you marry a bitch when you grow up."
also known as:" doing a els'ke
a sweet kind spirit person , but when you least expect she will kill you with a harsh comment.
( literally coming from out of nowhere)
when losing a game with her son ;" I hope you marry a bitch when you grow up."
also known as:" doing a els'ke