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A whiny little bitch, who doesn't know the jack shit about anything, but jerking off. He is, and will die a virgin, and has a penis the size of a Lego piece. If you so much as touch an Ethan, he will scream at you in a furious rage, crying and accusing you in any way possible. When in the rage, they somehow manage to summon the strength to chuck full sized live horse. An Ethan weighs 300 pounds and never works out and only eats chick-fil-a. Either that, or at the age of 34 is only three feet tall, and weighs 90 pounds. He has also has found a way to suck his own dick, and does it all day, and lives in his parent's attic, because his other siblings have already occupied the basement. At least it's better than a cardboard box! An Ethan has an unbelievable collection of useless and pointless talents, such as playing video games, and identifying and type of part in a dollar bill. He is also extremely ugly, and smells worse than shit, and only has a couple teeth remaining in his head. He also has a head the size of a beach ball, but his face is as big as ping-pong ball.
"Do you see that homeless guy over there? He must be an Ethan"
Ethan is a big ole bully who looks like a rat
Ethan: I’m just a stupid bully who looks like a rat and also is bad at fortnite
Grace: yea you’re right
The one guy who just will Not SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Oh my god dude, he’s such an Ethan.
Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.
Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!
If you have an Ethan in your life be thankful, people like Ethan are very hard to come by. He is one of the sexiest and charming people you will ever meet. Along with his beautiful physical features he has a great personality. Ethan’s are the coolest around.
Some day I want to look like Ethan.
Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.
1.Brooo u just pulled an Ethan
2.bruhhh stop being an Ethan