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A subtle way to describe a state of being in which one has consumed enough alcohol to the level of being "fucked". This expression stems from the French Connection brand abbreviation "FCUK" and its similarity in spelling to the word "fuck."
"Oh look, Bill's trying to start his car using his TV remote."
"Yeah, he's pretty French Connection UK'd."
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Prior to engaging in sexual activity, heat hot wax and have ready a supply of wax paper. Blind fold your partner and start to spread the hot wax across the ass cheeks and lower back. Start to have sex in the "doggy position" and apply the wax paper. Before finishing tear the paper off and run!
I have given french band-aid's in the past but this was like no other.
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When someone says something really crazy,dirty, or really rude and you get sister shook.
1. Billy says "this game is really wierd." So, you respond "PARON YOUR FRENCH BILLY!!"
2. When your brother takes the last pizza and you yell " Pardon your French!" And sister snaps his neck.
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to cause somebody strong butthurt due to the dirty open mouth
Dude, why such a butthurt? Did I French butt kissed you?
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Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out
Oh god, James loves French double dipping
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The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
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Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt
Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford
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