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Wisconsin Rooster Hat

This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.

Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.

it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit

man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."

man 2: "how'd that work out?"

man 1: "not too bad."

by feldpar February 18, 2009

8πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Blue hat emoji

It’s literally the same thing as the word cap no cap!

Veronica :you’re cock is so big omg
Zack:No 🧒 I been knew this shit/ hints the blue hat emoji

by Nocapofficer October 13, 2019

9πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Serbian Clam Hat

Where a curly-red-haired midget or midget-like person sticks his curly red hair into a woman's vagina.

Girl 1: (walking in on Girl 2) I didn't know you had a curly red bush.

Girl 2: I don't, this midget is wearing my Serbian Clam Hat.

by Study Fives June 9, 2010

8πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


The Cat in the Hat movie

A movie based on the Doctor Seuss book, most likely inspired by the sucess of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. A generally unfunny movie, however there are a few moments that make you really laugh hard.

"Lets go, Chocolate Thun-da!"
-Thing 1

by Beefcube April 28, 2005

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Fat Guy Hat

A fat guy hat is your standard "go to hell" hat, but loses its hellish meaning when worn by morbidly obese individuals.

Fat Guy Hat

by WordUpyoyo January 12, 2013

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 31, 2010

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


mount me hat

Big ass hat that prick ass pigs wear ; state boys hat's ; to complete the gay and uniform they wear ; state trooper hat's.

I like your mount me hat.

by Free reese February 28, 2018

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž