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When your tummy hurts a bit too much for a bit too long
Billie's stomach hurt a bit too much for a bit too long, she had I'm Gonna Fucking Die Disease
"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.
Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?
Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Teacher: I don't understand.
Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Teacher: What?
Student: <bitch slap>
Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?
Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!
Judge: Why did you shoot this man?
Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!
Judge: Case dismissed.
Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!
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The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.
I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.
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A meme started years ago. 2015-2016
Tim: Im gay
Kevin: I'm bi
Jerry: I'm les
Tyrone: I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher
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It means someone is going to give someone else a hard spanking probably using a belt or strap. The phrase was used to indicate strong punishment by an authority figure over a child.
"If I catch you drinking or gambling again, I'm gonna tan your hide, young man!"
My Pa would say 'he's gonna tan my hide' if he caught me smoking this pipe.
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(Hey mahn that's why i'm here for) this means as a greeting and a nice thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be exited about something or being hyped! This is also a word for being nice to someone if their sad so you could keep them comfortable.
Hey do you wanna go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm here for!
That feeling after taking your girlfriend out to a nice restaurant, the kind that leaves both your stomach and wallet empty, in order to please her enough to get laid that night.
Can also apply to any situation where the restaurant just doesn't serve a proportionate amount of food for the price.
The phrase stems from rushing out to get Taco Bell after the aforementioned situations in order to satisfy that hunger known in Taco Bell lingo as "The Fourth Meal." Comes from the Taco Bell commercials where, after emerging from triumphantly satisfying his stomach, the man yells, "I'M FULL!!!"
Man, I just took my girlfriend out to a Japanese restaurant, where I paid 30 bucks and only got one measly roll of sushi. I'm gonna need Taco Bell after this.
...granted, I'm still gonna get laid tonight.
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