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The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever
Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL
A VERY cute guy who is INSANELY intelligent, funny, somewhat outgoing and has an amazing personality, he also is a shy person until you get to know him, but he also has those days where he is the most outgoing person you’ll know. Jacob has an amazing body because he was somewhat chubby and insecure about his body as a teenager, has the most amazing eyes EVERRR!!! He is very dedicated once he puts his mind on something, he has HUGE dreams for his career. He is selfish, but he is unselfish about the peeps who he loves and is friends with. Has went through a lot as a child. Has a somewhat crazy side as well. He is also freaky....;))
ELLA: OMG who is that cutie??!
EMILY: OML that’s Jacob, he’s such an amazing guy!!
A serious dipshit who has no concept of a woman, tends to be a virgin until death. Frequently has anger autism outbreaks do to little man and small penis syndrome. Typically thinks he can rap and fight. Also tends to weigh under 100 pounds and have vigorous battle with winds. Looks all bone, no muscle. Sound cloud: jdnk (Know Who You Are)
that little faggot jacob cant hit a ball
best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u
jacob the best
A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
Jacob smells like shit.
A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda
Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!