Church Job

Church Job - n. - refers to a blow job performed in close proximity to a church or chapel. To become a true "cj" (church job for short), the person receiving the blow job must be in a relationship with a different male or female than that who is performing the act of oral sex. You get bonus props for getting a "cj" if your cheating on a Korean girl, who is nicer and more innocent than anyone you can imagine.

Damn man, I can't believe you got another church job tonight, thats dope!

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Sub job

The act of receiving a blow job while a girl makes you sandwich/you eat a sanwich she has made

Today, after I got home from some sweet lax, my girl gave me a sub job. It was the best of both worlds.

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Pacifier Job

The act of felatio on a male! It came around to replace the line "Blow Job" seeing as 90% of the time there is no act of blowing. It could be referd to as a suck job... but the female does not "suck" persay the majority of the time. She will usually maul the penis like a baby mauls on a pacifier. Hence the term "Pacifier Job" also known as a PJ!

Man, I could really go for a Pacifier Job right now!

Dude... She gives the best PJs!

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Anal Job

A·nal ,adjective
1. Of, relating to, or near the anus.The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
J·ob,noun
1.A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession
2.A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
The object to be worked on.
A·nal J·ob , noun
1.A job pretaining to the anus , such oral sex involving the anus.
2.piece of work involving the anus for a set or sexual favors.

"You know i'll give you an anal job or my specialty..........The blow job"

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blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

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Elbow Job

The act of arousing your boyfriend using your elbows.

I woke up this morning to my girlfriend giving me an elbow job, instead of the blow job i wanted.

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Pipe Job

To receive oral sex.

As in a blow job, BJ, oral sex. Getting or receiving oral sex is a Pipe Job.

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