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July 4th is national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day
Man 1: "its July 4th, national beat your friend who waa born march 18th with a pillow day"
Man 2:"oh no, i was born that day"
*man 1 prceeds to beat man 2 with a pillow
The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
The day everyone’s favourite slurp blessed this world for the first time. Happy birthday u grapey bitch xx
Wow it’s July 4th, that’s my favourite persons birthday.
If your name is ahmir and you’re born on this day die, die die die!!! Kys!!!! - ahmir
Omg look at that ugly thing I can’t believe he’s born on July 4th
Molly and Jim became friends on the 26th of July, #we’rebesties.
July 15th is the day that that one of the best addys that was ever thrown and one of the most historic music video was mad by the rapper True Bamba
All my grandkids keep asking me what happened the day July 15th I don’t even remember I was too fucked up.
“If you didn’t go to true Bambas addy July 15th you missed the a decade worth of experience in one night. ”