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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.
something pewdiepie said to get more subs and it's currently working as of 12/20/18
i like kids, just nine year olds and i go to war with them
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This means I'm hot and you know it!
that girl everyone wants to be with,and that there parents wouldnt mind meaning I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way.
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An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)
May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"
"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"
"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"
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When there is a lot going on and you just want to dance and have a good time. Hammer is interchangeable for any item that is in your hand when you are ready to dance.
Geoffrey: Oh my god, this meeting is so boring.
Lauren: Are we ever gonna get to the club?
Donovan: I know I just wanna dance and wave my hammer.
Meng: Me too, CFW
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Bro just bought a urban dictionary Alexander fam it’s lit!
Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging
What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton
Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"
My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me
He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin
Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
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When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.
Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.
When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!
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