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a girl's version of gentleman and a scholar. If your woman calls you this, it's time to go hard or go home. An egregiously high compliment.
Man: "My love, I'd rather freeze and die than you suffer this chilly weather! Take my coat"
Woman: "You are a lover and a king."
Man: "Score."
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The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"
"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"
"im just joe king!"
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A ginger person usually a Belgium who crushes over people who are out of his league, underaged and not interested. He is the king of the friendzone kings and will be utterly persistent. Not to be mistaken for BMKoverlord. See also king of friendzone and stalker.
Wow BM King is forever getting friendzoned by elk
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Dallas Watson lover for everrr so don’t try shit bitches and niggas
Dallas’s wife , girlfriend , everything of mutha fucking above and yeah don’t try texting calling her on some love shit
JoArdyn King
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An iconic figure from the Old Testament. He was one of the most powerful warriors and kings in history. As a boy he slayed Goliath. Later in life he killed 200 Philistines in order to marry the daughter of Saul. His only reprieve from his life of warfare were the many beautiful women that he loved.
King David was a renouned warrior and lover. On the battle field he slayed Goliath and with him tens of thousands of Canaanites. In the bedroom, he ravished gorgeous princesses the most beautiful of which was Bathsheba.
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smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, fucKING, licKING
not necesarily limited to 5 but otherwise would be known as the kings of indecency, usually involved in a good friday night
"what did you do on friday?"
"wow it was crazy, all the 5 kings were there."
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