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An illusion.
Sam - Dood, I bet the prom king has a perfect life.
Ron - No, Hes mom died last winter, his dad's a crack head and he has cancer.
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A struggle that changes your life forever. You lose your friends and your family and your only friends are your vapes.
*friend gets vape*
1 months later--
You: let's hang tonight
Friend: do I know you?
You: dude lets chill later.
Friend: sorry. I'm in the vape life now. I don't know anyone else.
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The best tasting cereal ever! Not to be confused with Lucky Charms because Lucky Charms have centipedes in them.
someone: I have cinnamon life and u dont
me: fagbag *steals cinnamon life and punches in the face* HAHA LOSER
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1. One whose life is stagnant.
Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!
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One who is not familiar with simple tasks done every day. They fail at everything they attempt.
"This damn thing isn't working!"
"It's unplugged, moron. What a life nub."
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A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
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It started a saying being used in place of no balls for example if someone didn't want to take another shot you would be like come on "one life". Now a group of kids from Wolcott have used this as their life motto and it is the name of their clique. It's not a gang but a movement and the people in one life can be found with the name tattooed on them.
I don't think I should go to that party because the kids don't like me their. Who cares man one life.
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