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Trying to Find Porn, but not wanting to seem weird
Hey Aaron remember when we were looking at cheese pictures yesterday?
Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?
Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.
What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."
10 CHAIN BUSSIN' LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS
10 CHAIN BUSSIN' LOOK LIKE RAINBOWS
When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.
Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.
Look what the selfie dragged in !
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash