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A physical ailment, usually exhibited by the overly tired or the extremely drunk, wherein one eye of the sufferer seems to wander aimlessly while the other eye remains fixed on the target of interest.
This unfortunate condition is typically environmentally induced and should not to be confused with the naturally occurring 'lazy eye' attributed to weak eye muscles.
The term refers to the Harry Potter character named Mad Eye Moody who possessed one magical eye that could scan the surrounding for Death Eaters, including above and behind the wearers line-of-sight.
Noun-
"Your sister has a bad case of the 'Mad Eye Moody'. I can't tell if she's looking at me and it's freaking me out!"
Adjective-
"I could tell she was a novice drinker because she was all 'Mad Eye Moody' after one beer."
Adverb-
"After driving straight through from Indy to Orlando, I was more than tired....I was 'Mad Eye Moody' tired!"
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A phrase used by unfunny unoriginal douche bags who can't think of a decent comeback in an argument.
Arguer: -Insert witty comeback that would cause an audience to go "OHHHHHHH!!!!"-
Unoriginal Douchebag: lol u mad bro?
Arguer: "FFFFFF-"
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A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-
Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat
Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease
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Something that is really annoying
Wow, she bought the same shoes as me. That’s mad fucking chop.
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dumb slogan that black metal grausamkeit kiddies use
Joe: "never stop the madness bro!!!"
any normal person: shut the fuck up
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When a white woman is excessively eccentric, entitled, or generally fucking insane whether positive or negative. Can be used to describe absurd acts of white savior complex.
Damn that bitch wanna be Putins momma? White woman madness!
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The term is used when and person is not only really well in a certain activity, but they also look good well doing said activity. In other words, they have their swag on.
I'm coppin' mad styles all day err' day.
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