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Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
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(noun) A sexual act that involves at least one partner with no legs, and the legless "mary" spins herself around with her own arms, while her vaginal cavity is still engaged with the males erect penis.
(noun) Before I enter this foot race, do you want to go for a quick Mary-Go-Round?
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A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
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omg is that Delilah Marie Rich coming over here my pp is getting hard already
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When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.
"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"