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Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
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(noun) A sexual act that involves at least one partner with no legs, and the legless "mary" spins herself around with her own arms, while her vaginal cavity is still engaged with the males erect penis.
(noun) Before I enter this foot race, do you want to go for a quick Mary-Go-Round?
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It’s only the most amazing girl ever lol :)
omg is that Delilah Marie Rich coming over here my pp is getting hard already
A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
A girl who creates fake evidence to cause drama because she’s attention deprived and wants her idol Melanie Martinez to lick her fish taco. Most likely runs a failed YouTube channel who she says she’ll start it up again, any day now, and has made up a fake identity to commit suicide so she could get attention for it.
Wow, a bunch of Mary-Anne Alyssa’s are spreading fake tweets of someone confessing to lying for fame.
A man who loves his goat.
Guy1 Do you know where Mr Yanis Jean-Marie is?
Guy 2 I dont know dude, probly with his goat...