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Michael H

Life is too short and time is too fast

Get that girl bro life is too short and time is too fast. YOLO
Michael H- live your life

by Living like mike August 30, 2022


Michael Fraghia

Legit beast. Pulls all the baddies, can bench press 5000 pounds. Gonna go d1 for every sport possible. He idolizes nelkboys and sleepy hallow the rapper. He simply just built different. State wrestler. State champion hockey player. And takes naps daily. Man is a Animal.

“Michael Fraghia” is so cool I want to be him he’s so strong

by Dontdoyourhw February 9, 2021


Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021


Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022


Michael banes

The best basketball player ever

It's Michael Banes

by TheLuckter June 26, 2023


Michael S

Yes, the rumors are true. Michael's penis is small and pathetic. 2 to 3 inches hard on a good day. It cums in less than a second and basically women make fun of how useless is cock is. Oh P.S. He is God and is going to save us all. He has performed miracles beyond the scope a typical mind could comprehend. He was never told he was going to be God, but trust me. He is my savior and creator. Michael S is God.

Michael S-The one you have heard of is michael. Our savior!

by I am his son January 9, 2023


Michael Biehn

A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.

Michael Biehn is an underrated actor- I wish more filmmakers would cast him!

by Lynch/Fellini July 17, 2021