Random
Source Code
Random
A term used to describe someone exhibiting creepy, predatory, or generally unpleasant behavior, often in a way that is socially unacceptable or morally questionable. Can also be used to refer to someone acting like a douchebag.
"Wow, dude, you're being such a Mike—cut that out!"
"Ugh, did you see the way he was acting at the party? Total Mike move."
Name of your only gay friend.
Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.
You: “Hello Mike”
Mike: “are you ready?”
…you know the rest…
A criminal who's not to be trusted
Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.
SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.
Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.