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A penis which swings on a hinge allowing for the optimum angle if the male is off center to the female. Great for situations when one does not simply wish to move left or right, they may just swing their penis.
"Man, I wish I didn't have to move right now." "Its ok honey, I can just swing my hinge penis."
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A penis that is so hard the it can save lives.
Joe: Would you rather have hard penis, or a heroic penis!?
Bob: A heroic is also hard, so duh!
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a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
that guy has a cannon penis,bro!
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A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one.
The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority.
Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments.
Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks...
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The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.
So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.
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A guy who will do anything to get a hold of large dicks.
Also often drives a scooter.
Peter: Ahw, your breath smells like dick.
Eric: I know, it's because I'm a Penis Lover. I constantly crave for cocks. I just had one like two hours ago.
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A very large, massive,extremely veiny cock.
Wow that giant penis of yours disappears when your fucking that guy
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