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Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.
I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.
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A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure
Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank
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something that is completely rubbish or a waste of time or both
when describing something thatis a wast of time
"that film was a bag o' wank"
"school is a bag o' wank"
sometimes o' is pronounced of
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The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"
Or,
"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
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The act where someone wanks so hard all the blood goes to their penis and the friction causes it to heat then boil eventually meaning your penis explodes
You going out tonight ? Person 2
Nah I'm now infertile - Person 1
How? - Person 2
Had a steamy wank - Person 1
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when a boys fucking about and not doing what he supposed to
that fucking tosser was supposed to clean my shoes but instead he was away wanking his dog
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The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.
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