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A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.
Oh look it's a wild Peter Wiseman!
I told her she was finna get hit with this peter weeter.
The most boring person you've ever met.
Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.
Hey look, it’s a wild Joshua Peter
An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."
The thiccest boi you will ever meet. He's not fat tho.
Person 1: "Who is Peter Jiang?"
Person 2: "How do you not know who PETER JIANG is?"
Person 3: "He's the thiccest boi ever."