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Kentucky pipe swap

The act of tricking the male partner into getting the female partner pregnant.

My wife pulled a Kentucky Pipe Swap and now she’s pregnant

by Beazer1994 August 16, 2024


Spicy pipes

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.

Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!

by Spicee December 15, 2020


Solely Piping

When one must masturbate by his or herself

Looks like I’ll be solely piping tonight.

by Ozzimandius January 23, 2019


Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 11, 2011


goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 06, 2024


Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019


Tap the Pipe

To ask someone to eject the round in the chamber. To ensure that the weapon is not load after ejecting the magazine.

Marco, before handing me the gun tap the pipe.

by Ric69999 May 29, 2012