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When you're in a friend group that is mostly girls and they say you're one of the girls, use the Andy Special 9000. You turn it around by saying you see them as one of the boys, and flood them with content similar to the humor of a 5th grade boy. Works everytime.
Trixie and Tiffany said you're one of the girls? Implement the Andy Special 9000.
Having to finish yourself off mid blowjob because your girlfriends jaw is hurting.
I had to give myself the ol pedro special last night because she got tired again
A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.
A female with absolutely no ass and a lot of tit. The overwhelming amount of tit and lack of ass is to feed her 20 kids. Usually missing a couple teeth
Charlene is a real trailer park special
Victoria beer with a neck of tequila. Good for a hot day in the pool
I’d love a Palm Springs Special by the pool.
When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!
The one who is getting teabagged. The Teabagee if you will
Person 1: Holy Moly! I’m The Special Tea Cup!