germ stick

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

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Hick Stick

A weapon used by people in the southern states to train little children to not talk when other people are.

Mrs. Smith (Teacher)- So class today we are going to learn a new word its called ...

Little Johnny- (*whispers to friend) hehe Mrs. Smith smells like doodoo.

moments later.

*WHACK *WHACK *WHACK *WHACK
-that'll teach 'em.

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disco stick

Term coined in the late seventies, resurrected by popular prop comedian Lady Gaga, also known for her karaoke-style computerized children's-club cult mind-taking rhythm-music for teens.

Involves the beating of a non-disco dancer caught by a number of drunk, brand name wearing, backwards cap bald-spotting males who have been angered due to hearing a form of music other than disco, otherwise known as repetitive club music with a worn out four-four mind erasing lame beat. A branch is severed from a tree (or whatever crude cudgel-like object discovered nearby) , thus becoming a "disco stick" to demonstrate in a concrete way the power of disco music. Can also describe the point of view of a listener at a dance club wherein the music becomes a torture device, a disco stick used to beat simplistic garbage disguised as dance music into one's head through speakers.

I just worshiped satan through Lady Gaga's sex hymnal with my frat brothers and now I'm dumb enough to join up with a herd of other missing links to beat the intelligent open minded music fan with a disco stick until his brain deactivates.

Having to endure that pointless music at that club made me feel as though I had been beaten mercilessly with a disco stick.

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Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...

Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"

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rythem stick

a nine inch dildo, that is inserted into a females vagina. once inserted it becomes a game with four different actions on it, like foam, sizzle, spin and slap. the game is fun to play with all sex partners and will provide lots of pleasure for the woman.

me and amy didn't want to use our rythem stick today, because it was leaking black shit!

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pixie sticks

Woman with very skinny legs.

Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.

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stick shift

dick, penis, cock...)

let yo bitch ride yo stick shift

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