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disco toilet

when you eat a bag of skittles and splash the toilet bowl with multi-coloured diarrhoea

She was so wasted last night, I heard she danced in the disco toilet if you get my drift

by splob February 23, 2022


toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".

Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017


Nacho Toilet

When one hogs the bathroom after having eaten mexican food.

"Last call to go to the bathroom because this is about to be nacho toilet."

by Soda366 January 24, 2014


Ohio skibidy toilet

When your skibidy mogger mogs you and you need to clap back. Insult, derogatory.

Im mogging you right now!
Well, atleast im not a ohio skibidy toilet

by April 15, 2024


the iron toilet bowl

When an Iranian asshole puts a secondary sphincter in your intestines to damage your poop until you follow the one true god, Allah
You get rainbow poop until you follow his dead ass ideology and the Nation of Islam gives you a free ugly hoe. Iran is now protected by the iron toilet bowl

What happened to Iran? The Iron Toilet Bowl of Saudi Arabia my poop.

by idiot.dunk.contest January 21, 2024


The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.

When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked

by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016


Party Toilet

Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.

Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?

Party toilet. Forever clean.

by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2020