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A man who can't help but shit himself
Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!
Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
Tralala! Captain Banana Pants!
A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in
Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"
A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.
Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.
A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."
A guy who is usually a huge dick. One becomes drum captain because of seniority, regardless of musical skill. The band director usually lets the drum captain get away with anything. Assigns himself the best parts in songs while everybody else gets shit on and put on cymbals.
Drum Captain: Hey, I'm putting you on bells despite the fact you're a better musician than I am for this song while me and my friends are gonna play snare.
Other Percussionist: Dude, fuck you. Bells only play for 13 measures in the entire song.
Captain: But you can read music.
Percussionist: Not my fault you can't.
Captain: You're a faggot.
Percussion: At least I'm not a huge dick.
Its a superhero from a comic, little reminiscent of "Captain America" with a rim instead of a shield. Captain A.Muurikka is an outdoor enthusiast and also got a sidekick called Thruster.
Look! Up in the sky! A plane!
-Its a star!
-It is definitely a sandwich.
-Haha no, its just Captain A.Muurikka saving the world!