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When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
so deep that the balls are in too
“wait did you go gooch deep dude!”
“yea both the balls were in”
Every Texan has this song engraved in their mind
the starts at night.. are big and bright...
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXASSSSSS
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To be overwhelmed with work, or a lot of small tasks that seem never ending.
Person 1: Hey You busy?
Person 2: I'll say, I'm deep in Aladdin's sand right now!
Being overwhelmed with work or tasks that seem to never end.
Person 1: Hey you finish counting those tooth picks?
Person 2: No I'm deep in Aladdin's sand.
Three words any and every creature with a sentient mind capable of self recognition in the form of pride, and a penis wants to hear.
Tony and Annie were getting hot and heavy one night on the couch, and she said..."Oh God, that's too deep!" Tony simply smiled.
When you go Balls Deep with no escape plan.
I was running to the park without shoes a phone or a map - Juan
Damn nigga u went Balls Deep No Retreat - Osama