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Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.
Keith: What's that on your finger?
Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab
When one is wiping after taking a poo and their finger pops through the toilet paper causing one to get shit on their fingers.
Get to ply tissue. I don't want to get a Nutter Finger.
When one is in insatiable need of a fingering.
Hey baby! Are you in the fingering mood?
When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.
When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.
When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises
Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.
used to describe someone who is constantly text messaging their friends.
I was out with Bill and the whole night he kept finger talking with his girlfriend.
Scotch Finger has traditionally been considered the biscuit to have with a 'cuppa' and is ideal to break and dunk. The biscuit has a lovely melt-in-the-mouth texture, which is the result of bakers using a combination of butter, eggs, condensed milk and a special soft flour.
Would you care for a Scotch Finger?