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Matthew

cutest son of a bitch ever

matthew kys
matthew: no u
dies

by mataew September 18, 2023


Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021


Matthew

Matthew also know as Matt is a great boy/ boyfriend he will always be there for you and he has a great personality he usaly into video games and the internet and sports. You need a Matt/Matthew in your life!

Do you see that guy over there?
Yes hes pretty
He must be a Matthew.

by MattyBoi999 April 29, 2019


Matthew

He is an amazing guy who has a crush on that sophie bitch who is blonde and blue eyed🤢 she has a crush on him too probably but I think he should be with ellie because I'm hotter

Matthew is the hottest brown haired boy out there

by Elllllll December 9, 2019


Matthew

A based monkey.

Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey

by Reetayeetalicious boii October 17, 2021


Matthew

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af

Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.

by Urbanpoes November 21, 2021


Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

by ONLYSHMOOB March 8, 2021