when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face
Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
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Quite simply put, another way of saying something is a cluster fuck.
I went to Costco today and the parking lot was a fucking Mexican Circus!
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A large, broad mexican that is extremely hard-working and able to preform strenuous physical tasks due to his large stature. He (or she) is able to complete tasks that normal people would not have been able to do. Usually completes tasks in a bullish manner.
Scrawny Guy 1: Man, we need some help moving this heavy and awkward to carry chiffarobe.
Scrawny Guy 2: Man, what we need is a Bull-Mexican.
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A person who is mexican and lives in the U.S. This person fits into all the stereotypes of the mexican culture such as; playing soccer, crossing the boarder, jumping fences, working as a gardener, speaking spanish, has an accent, has 29 names like juan, pablo, miguel, eats foot like tacos and burritos or anything like that. People also came make up mexican rachet jokes about crossing boarders or la migra. If you watch David Lopez vines you will see his vine series life of juan which makes mexican rachet jokes.
Ex.
Mexican rachet name:
Juan jose pablo carlos jimenez hernandez lopez
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the act of sliding a hot rod in their partners ass and eating them out
oh shit man i caught jimbo giving his girl a mexican corndog
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A odd fetish involving the use of hot sauce being poured over a vagina, followed by eating it out. Can be used with other variables, such as crushed red pepper, jalepenos, or spicy salsa.
joe- "wanna hang out today?"
chris- "nah, im gonna go eat some Mexican waffles."
timmy- "wanna go to tacobell today?"
joe- "nah lets go back to my place instead, i got a few Mexican waffles at home."
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