When someone is driving at night with their headlights off, so you flash yours to remind them to switch theirs on but they completely ignore you.
Ok Road Goth, have a nice life!
unity, no respect for nothing, CBJSBPBJMJESNK
It's Ford Road around this bitch.
Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin - when a male is receiving a blumpkin and his fecal matter is a mixture of diarrhea and chunks
“Did you hear that Heather gave Scott a Triple Chocolate Rocky Road Blumpkin? She said his shit was half liquid and half solid”
when someone opens the car door and pushes a friend onto the road while holding on to them, the road will give the person a horrible rub burn on their balls.
friend: lets give this dude a road sack
other friend: alright bro
me: AAAHHHH
Road Snaking or "Road Snakin" refers to a man who whores around and travels from women to woman while on the road to happiness.
"Dude Tony has been fucking a lot of girls lately"
"Yeah Nigga, He been road snaking all month"
Alabaman definition for badonkadonks.
Generally used when you want to keep it in the family, you show your Alabama Bumpy Road to your cousin/uncle/brother.
When you want to keep your family tree lookin' like the Toyota logo, you go over to your cousin Mike's house and show him your Alabama Bumpy Road. 9 months later, Lil' Timmy pops out and the process repeats.