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An extreme case of Turtle Head, in which the victim is forced to take sliding baby steps and clench their butt cheeks in order to avoid a full on pant's crapping episode.
You suddenly realize you have turtle head. You leave your desk and take several steps towards the restroom only to experience the second stage of Turtle Head called, "Walking Tortoise Head". You clench your butt cheeks together and make baby steps praying for the strength and the luck to make it to the toilet in time to release this angry monster.
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It's the awkward walk you do when you have to crap really badly and your prairie doging.
"dude whats the matter, you were speed walking with a really bad look on your face?"
"Just walking the prairie dog."
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A dance where you are positioned on all fours(like a dog) without your knees touching the ground and you walk while bounce your ass.
"Now Walk it it like a dog walk it like a dog" DJ Jubilee- Monkey on a stick
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In the southern tier region of New York state (more specifically Binghamton NY, "craving the walk home" is slang or colloquial term for walking back to ones residence from a particularly far distance after either leaving a function, bar, restaurant, or friends place of residence. This activity usually happens late at night while one is intoxicated.
Person 1: hey why are you in the middle of nowhere on snapmap?
Person 2: I am obscenely plastered and I am craving the walk home back to my dorm; I will be back in an hour.
Finger moon walking means I am in great pain please help me or just Fuck you depends on the situation
Bro I found the true meaning of life and I'm one with my true self , me *finger moon walk * cool dude 😎
In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.
Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.