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The strange man who walks the campus at the University of West Georgia feeding the stray cat population. He is often heard and seen roaming through the creeks and wooded areas on campus at night, playing with the cats.
"Hey, I was on campus last night and saw the West Georgia Cat Man. He looked pretty crazy hanging out with those cats."
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When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.
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a school where they spend more money on the sad football team than bathrooms
I went to a real West Morgan High School.
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The WSEE occurs when you are shot with a taser in the ass whilst banging your Police Officer Neighbor's under aged daughter. The taser sends an electric current through your body, CNS, and to your brain. This effectively triggers a reflex response in your rectum. The electric current also acts as a stimulating/relaxing signal to your HN3/HL5 voluntary/involuntary muscle control nodes. The detrusor muscle is relaxed, forcing urination. While all of this cool shit is happening, you're having the most invigorating, most electrifying (seriously) sex you'll ever have. You pull a trice pack (Named for Kevin 'Trice Packen' Bredon) and simultaneously bust, shit and piss.
Ginger(1): Hey bro, have you seen our neighbor? She's fucking hot!
Ginger(2): yeah dude, was bangin her silly and her pig dad walked in and tases me. I shit, pissed and busted up in her vaghole all at the same time. It was like ice fishing.... fucking exhilarating. Man i pulled a West Sac Electric Eel on her. A ma'fuckin' WSEE
Ginger(1): Do you smell bacon?
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A school where the teachers hate their jobs. There’s always a kid in their shirts juuling. All the kids have smoked weed. And there’s always at least one person who has lean in their locker. The girls are either emo or thots who cut for attention or talk shit about innocent people. Also, everyone screams “air” whenever given the chance
“Row row”- said an 8th grader
“Definitely from west Genesee middle school”, said a cms kid
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-high school north of LA in stevenson ranch
-southern california state champions (band/flag team)
-white kids, mexican kids, asian kids some black kids
-the whole hip hop team is asian and some asians act like they are gangster
-kids w/ parents that are in denial of their childs activities
-some really rich kids, some kids in the middle, some poor
-mostly pretty nice
-no one wants to admit they come from a straight edge middle class family so some (alot) people ruins their opportunities by creating a bad situation for themselves by participating in unneccesary idiot drug use and violence
a couple groups: bros/brohoes, emo, gangster, preppy , misc.
-special group of girls who are rich and preppy but try to act hardcore and gangster (mostly in their speech)
Brooke: OMFG Melly Melly Bo Belly you were totally wasted last night
Mellissa: STFU betch! lol i cant believe you B-Dawg, what ever
Juan: Puta! I love the Raiders and being Mexican
Pedro: Hell yeah, "Hecho en Mexico" but I wish I didnt go to West Ranch High School so I could be un pequito mas ghetto
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When an inexperienced manager is asked a simple question, and rather than answer will move their eyes to the compass points North North West to South South East in a rapid fashion. Often accompanied by a Fear Boner.
Officer A: So did you ask him if the meeting was going ahead?
Officer B: Yeah, but he started giving me the fuckin North North West eyes then disappeared to the gents.
Officer A: Did he have a Fear Boner as well?
Officer B: I didn't look to be perfectly honest.