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The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.
After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.
When a man's semen has blood in it, and it is mixed together into a fry sauce like substance.
Note: Only applies to blood that was present in the semen at ejaculation.
Doctor, I think something is wrong. Last night my wife showed me some Devil's Fry Sauce after we made love.
It's kind of like a deviled crab, but it's a Jesus with crab claws. You can also spell out the name of Jesus on a plate of deviled eggs for a similar comparison.
"This is the Church of Satanic Jesus. Let me hear it for Deviled Jesus! Can I get a BOOM SHAKALAKA?"
A being of status equal to lucifer himself that causes misery to those around him... This being tends to pick on the weak and those who wave around their strength and creates a situation that makes a failure of them.
The Armageddon Devil is to blame for my downfall
Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."
alcohol used as a social lubricant to make for easier conversation
Jeff was shy around the cute brunette so hastily chugged down a little of the ol’ devil’s lubricant before striking up a chat.
When you braid your buddy’s asshole hair when he’s asleep into a weave basket so it’s stops there shit
Did you hear that jaydon did the devils braid on Brandon? He was stuck on the toilet for hours screaming!