Wide Screen High Definition Wall

America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.

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Hey, this is Wall Street, not Sesame Street

Something said to a panicked young finance professional who is whining, crying or otherwise panicking because things aren't as expected.

Hey, this is Wall Street, not Sesame Street. Calm down you little pussy.

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throw my hat over the wall

throw my hat over the wall, to commit to doing something,
to say you will do something and then do it without hesitation.

JFK said we will go to the moon in 10 years, even though no one had started the space programe at that time but he had the stones to throw his hat over the wall.

JFK; lets go to the moon.

lyndon b johnson, thats not posible

JFK, screw it i'll throw my hat over the wall

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nuts to the guts and balls to the walls

when having sex is just that intense when your all over the place. your nuts are in her guts and your balls are to the walls.

you: last night I had sex with this girl and it was intense!
Brad: nuts to the guts and balls to the walls dude!

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First Against The Wall Club

The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.

The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.

“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”

“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”

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OWS (Occupy Wall Street) Shower

Deodorant Only.

I overslept and didn't have time for a real bath,so I just took an OWS (Occupy Wall Street) shower instead.

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill

Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall