Monkey faced spunk guzzling little dwarf
Check out that "Chris McMullan" he's tiny and he looks like a little monkey
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damn on a scale from one to chris maggio ur definitely a chris maggio
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Most prissiest school in all of sarnia with all the snobby rich kids attending it.
Todd: All the hot girls go to St. Chris!
Jamie: You mean St. Priss.
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Chris Penland also known as SKYN3T101V2 is a internet predator that preys on underage women on a site called Tiny Chat. Watch Out For him
chris penland has admitted that he himself was raped as a young teenager
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someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. Typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a "small" wiener.
you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he's a real chris bartnicki
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An unfunny and seriously overrated, African-American comedian renowned for starring in his self-titled, comedy sitcom Everybody Hates Chris, being a cast member of Saturday Night Live in the 1990's, hosting the Academy Awards and starring in a string of hopelessly, cringe-inducingly, unfunny films like Nurse Betty, Bad Company, Beverley Hills Ninja and Down to Earth.
Rock's comedy routines/skits primarily revolve African-American culture (which resonates well with his typically 80-90% Black audiences he performs for), as well as swearing his head off and using the N Word profusely.
If he was a Caucasian/Asian/Hispanic or any other racial category, he would be booed off stage so loudly that his raspy, hoarse, "I-just-swallowed-razorblades" voice would be drowned out once and for all.
The man has no material outside of Racism against African-Americans and Rap Culture, as well as being totally clueless about impeccably-timed delivery.
Chris is much like a dim-witted and sheltered version of Dave Chapelle, who likes to critique and over-analyze Black society without having experienced even 1/4 of the stuff he refers to as being normal parts of a Black lifestyle.
Chris Rock on stage: "You donβt need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control! Man, we need to control the bullets!!!"
99% Black audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MA' MAN CHRIS BE FUNNY AS HELL, FO SHO!"
Sole White person in the audience: "Wtf was that? I just wasted 75 of my hard-earned dollars."
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