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Well lubricated sex with a stranger.
1. Did you see how that Taco Bell cashier looked at me? She wanted to give me the Wet Business!
2. Why does it smell like Baducey in the back of your car? Did you give someone the Wet Business here?
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When you stick your finger in someone’s ass, then stick that finger in their ear.
Oh it’s cool if you stick your finger in my ear but please don’t give me a wet Lonnie
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When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.
Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.
Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.
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when a woman sucks a man's balls while there is cum covering them.
Tim: DUDE -- last night she blew me and then gave me a wet beanbag!!!!
Greg: wow
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The -“floor is wet” is a line from prison meaning the patrol officers are doing the runs, this can also be used on teachers
Person on Lookout: THE FLOOR IS WET
Everyone scatters back to doing what they’re doing and the teacher greets everyone with awards for doing great work
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A bad lie that only works because it is socially awkward or embarrassing. Used to quickly end an interrogation.
Example 1
At college, a guy walks in on his roommate, who was using a computer. The roommate quickly quits off the program.
Guy: What were you just doing?
Roommate: Watching porn.
Guy: Oh *walks away*
Roommate was actually playing World of Warcraft. Porn was a wet lie.
Example 2
Parents hear something aggressive from son's bedroom and go over to check it out. They knock loudly on the door. Son answers, naked and a little sweaty, barely creaking the door open.
Dad: What's going on in there?
Son: Nothing... I was just masturbating...
Mom: Why are you so sweaty?
Son: I was really getting into it
Parents: *walk away*
What really happened was the boy was having sex with some girl. Masturbation was a wet lie
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When a girl queefs and shes lose
He went down on her and she wet doved his face
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