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When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.
Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.
To rob from the poor to feed the rich.
All she had was her incapacity benefit but he still managed to Robyn Wood her...
The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life
Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black
The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms
Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood
Bro 2: I still get no bitches.