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Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.
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a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT
CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)
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A ship from the video game series: Call of Duty that ate and left no crumb's 😻
Someone: Yes, my favorite ship is Ghost x Soap, why do you ask
Me: Can we be friends?
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A non-canon pedophilic relationship between the characters Eren (age 15) and Levi (age 34) from the anime/manga •Attack On Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin•
It is "justified" because the laws of Japan say 13 is a legal age of consent, even though most ereri shippers are familiar with the age of consent being 18.
Even putting the age difference aside, it is an unhealthy ship that too many fans refuse to acknowledge, and the fact that its fictional enables the fans to ignore how fiction does reflect real life social values.
Person 1: Do you ship eren x levi?
Person 2: Na fam, they literally have no substance between them, even if you put the age difference aside
Person 1: ......TRUUUUUU
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X step sister, not the same as step sister. X step sister is a combination out your old step sister and a hoe you “didn’t get inside of” saying this in any context means you did Indeed ruin your “X step sister’s” throat. Not to mention the gaping vagina she received on Christmas Eve in your dad’s room/“X step mom”. We prefer not to speak of the “X step mom” and the little brother you created.
Oh, we aren’t really related anymore, she’s my “X step sister”.
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the system that due to its first appearance on the market as of november will outsell both the PS3 and the Nintendo reveloution. While it will sell more like the DS did to the PSP it will eventually end up the lesser system and fall behind in sales in years to come in the console wars. Originally called the Xenon
Pimp Poser: Yo son you gotta' check out the X-Box 360, it be tight.
posers mangina: but it will suck later do you concur?
Pimp Poser: Bitch did you just contradict me (slap! slap!) im right you're wrong now go make money ho!
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The thing you can find on every dude's computer. So soft but STIFF. Wet Juicy but Dry and slighty moist busting all over her face BOOOOOOOOM every time YES OH GOD YES -----> O
Sweet sweet loving ALRIGHTTTT
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