Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick
Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton
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When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.
Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.
When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people
yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke
When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.
Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H