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A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.
when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.
guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?
means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking
Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...
Its when 1 guy is blowing another guy with a mouth full of corn until he cums but has to eat the corn after
Hey buddy wanna go make some canadian corn
A snowman
Hey look! It's a Canadian
That.. is a snowman