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hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

26πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Billie Eilish Pirate Baird o’Connell

the most beautiful human being ever. she saved hundreds of people and i would do anything to meet her i love her so much

Do you know who billie eilish pirate baird o’connell/billie eilish is?

Yeah dude, i love billie eilish

by Turningbillie October 8, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


colder than a two peckered billy goat

Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.

The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 28, 2018

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 2, 2003

67πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

by UrbanPhilly June 24, 2010

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

horny

by tracy September 6, 2003

11πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!

Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.

by Teenage Lie February 14, 2013

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž