One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.
“I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy”
Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.
Where is your ladder buddy?!
Blend Buddy (As defined by Nacho King.) 1. To be a blend buddy; he is a blend buddy. 2. From the word "Blender" - To blend; To hang around people you don't specifically know, but attempt interaction to make friends with a group of people, and then end up looking around for another group to try to make friends with, thus creating a "Blend Buddy".
3. A friend that isn't your friend. 4. A person that you just hang around, even if they hate you. 5. Known as moronic at some moments.
"Look at that guy hanging around that group of people and going to another group. That Samson has no friends, but he has a lot of blend buddies.
when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend
I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.
2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer
Hey you wont to be cancer buddies
Someone in your engineering class who you mean a lot to and share many memories with. They really miss you when you are gone and don't know what to do without you. They can't wait until the next time they get to see you.
She is my favorite engineering-buddy.
hes just one of those guys u just wanna touch his butt
god that guy nick sebal is such a buddy dawg