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I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.
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When you have a girl pinned down, folded in half while on top....you have to turn around with knuckles down on floor or bed and pile drive that pussy!
"Yo that bitches twat was so stretched I had to reverse donkey kong her ass to feel anything."
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Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.
Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
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PHRASE:
To accept one's fate. To give in to the inevitable.
From an old saying of unknown origin.
"Fate is a stubborn mule; sometimes you've got to give in and make peace with the donkey."
"Joe decided to make peace with the donkey and accept his punishment like a man."
"There's no point in living in the past. Make peace with the donkey and get on with your life."
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An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.
Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!
The act of jumping on a limp oversized dick and knocking it over while Mexican.
Adrian gave him a floppy donkey knockout while visiting the exhibit.
when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll
having erect donkey hairs is the best!